Actual conversation today while out running errands.
Me: "Look, there's a turkey vulture on that roof"
Me: "I've never seen a vulture on the roof of a house before."
Ed: "Me either."
Me: "Wonder if someone died inside. Should we call the cops?"
Ed: "Maybe Dead Mama is there."
Me: "Perhaps, she moved there. I did see a ton of black crows flying over the house the other day. I thought it was vultures at first. They were really high, like that bird over there." As I pointed to another bird flying above the road.
Ed: "It's the Birds."
Me: "creepy bastards."