Sunday, February 10, 2013


Actual conversation today while out running errands.

Me:  "Look, there's a turkey vulture on that roof"

Ed:  "What?"

Me:  "I've never seen a vulture on the roof of a house before."

Ed:  "Me either."

Me:  "Wonder if someone died inside.  Should we call the cops?"

Ed:  "Maybe Dead Mama is there."

Me:  "Perhaps, she moved there.  I did see a ton of black crows flying over the house the other day.  I thought it was vultures at first.  They were really high, like that bird over there."  As I pointed to another bird flying above the road.

Ed:  "It's the Birds."

Me:  "creepy bastards."

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